LET’S FIND THE RIGHT REPTILE FOR YOUR CHILD
(BEFORE YOU BUY THE WRONG ONE AND REGRET EVERYTHING)
A brutally honest (free) quiz for parents who love their kids…but also love their sanity.
Takes 2–3 minutes. Zero pressure. Zero nonsense.
Choosing a reptile shouldn’t feel like revising for GCSE Biology. But between Google, Facebook groups, and breeders all saying different things…it’s chaos.
This quiz cuts through the noise and tells you — clearly — which reptile truly suits your child.
Every YouTuber swears their setup is “THE one.”
Every forum has twelve experts who disagree with each other and themselves.
Every website feels like it was written in 2008 by someone guessing.
It’s chaos. No wonder parents are overwhelmed.
And here’s the part nobody likes to admit:
A LOT of reptiles end up being rehomed because families were given bad information, not because they didn’t care.
This quiz is our way of fixing that.
Simple questions → honest guidance → the right reptile for your child.
WHY GETTING THE RIGHT REPTILE MATTERS (and why we’re so passionate about it)
Getting the right reptile = joy, confidence, curiosity, and a pet that thrives.
Getting the wrong reptile = fear, stress, unexpected costs, or rehoming.
Some reptiles look cute but are secretly high-maintenance.
Some are perfect for kids — but no one tells you that.
This quiz helps you avoid the guesswork and make a choice that feels good from day one.
ONE DECISION CAN MAKE OR BREAK THE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE
Choosing the right reptile isn’t about:
❌ what looks cute on TikTok
❌ what’s trending
❌ what a shop happens to have in stock
❌ what someone on Facebook claims is “easy”
It’s about:
✔ temperament
✔ care needs
✔ daily routine
✔ your home environment
✔ your child’s confidence
✔ long-term commitment
✔ welfare
Get these right, and reptile-keeping becomes one of the best decisions you’ll ever make as a family.
WHAT YOU’LL GET FROM YOUR RESULT
WHAT YOUR RESULT ACTUALLY TELLS YOU (HINT: IT’S MORE THAN JUST “YOU SHOULD GET A GECKO”)
Most quizzes give you a cute answer and send you on your way.
Not this one.
Your result is a mini reptile-matching report — designed to save you money, stress, and “oh no we bought the wrong tank” panic later.
Here's what you’ll walk away with:
Your child’s best reptile match
Why that animal suits their confidence level + personality
Care expectations (the honest version!)
Common beginner mistakes
A free starter guide tailored to your result
Clear next steps — only if you want them
Your result gives you clarity, confidence, and a real plan — so you can make the right choice for your child and for the reptile.
HOW THIS QUIZ WORKS
It’s simple:
Take the quiz
Meet your child’s reptile match
Get your free PDF guide
Learn what to expect (the honest version)
Explore next steps when you’re ready
No pressure.
No guilt.
No “one-size-fits-all” answers.
WHO THIS QUIZ IS FOR (SPOILER: PROBABLY YOU)
This quiz is for parents who:
✔ Want to get their child a reptile…
…but have no idea where to start without accidentally adopting a tiny dinosaur with attitude.
✔ Want clear, honest advice
Not the “my uncle breeds snakes in his shed so I know everything” kind of advice.
✔ Want their child to have a positive experience
Not tears, panic, or a lizard sprinting across the living room at 9pm.
✔ Want to avoid expensive mistakes
Like buying a vivarium that turns out to be “starter size”… for exactly three weeks.
✔ Actually care about getting it right
For their child and for the reptile.
✔ Are overwhelmed by the internet
Because every website contradicts the last one and nobody can agree on UVB.
WHO THIS QUIZ IS NOT FOR (BECAUSE CLARITY IS KINDNESS)
This quiz is not for people who:
❌ Want a low-effort “set it and forget it” pet
Reptiles deserve more than that.
❌ Want to buy the cheapest setup possible
Cutting corners almost always ends with illness or upgrading everything later.
❌ Want a reptile today without research
Impulse buys = the reason so many reptiles end up rehomed.
❌ Think reptiles are toys
They’re living beings — not boredom fillers.
If you’re a parent who wants to make a smart, responsible, well-informed choice — we literally built this quiz for you.
FAQ (aka: the questions you’re definitely thinking, so let’s just answer them)
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Yes — 100% free. No sneaky charges, no “unlock your result for £4.99,” no nonsense.
We made this because too many families buy the wrong reptile due to bad advice.
This quiz is our way of fixing that — not a trick to empty your wallet.
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Around 3–4 minutes.
Maybe 5 if your child insists on helping.
We promise it won’t feel like an exam. -
Yes — freakishly so.
Your answers help us match your child to a reptile that suits:
your lifestyle
your home
your child’s confidence
your budget
your handling expectations
your care capabilities
It’s not random. It’s based on our experience of handling reptiles, teaching kids, rehoming wrongly-placed pets, and helping families choose the right one.
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Nope.
No upselling, no pressure, no guilt-tripping.
If you want extra help after the quiz (like starter guides or personalised advice), that’s available — but totally optional.
Your result stands on its own.
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Then we’ll show you:
what skills your child needs
what steps help them get ready
how to build confidence safely
what to do in the meantime
This isn’t a “no.” It’s a “not yet — and here’s how to get there.”
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Yes.
We work with reptiles daily, run educational sessions for schools and families, and give people guidance on how to get their setups right every single week.
We’re fully licensed, highly experienced, and we really, truly care about the welfare of these animals.
READY TO FIND YOUR CHILD’S NEW BFF?
Give your child the joy of the right reptile — and give yourself the peace of mind that comes from actually knowing what you’re doing.
TAKE THE QUIZ. FIND THE RIGHT REPTILE.
It starts with a 3-minute quiz. And it starts right now. (Your future scaly sidekick is waiting).
No email required. No pressure. Just clear, honest guidance.