YOUR CHILD WANTS A CRESTED GECKO. YOU WANT TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION (WITHOUT LOSING YOUR MIND).
If you’re feeling excited, overwhelmed, cautious, curious, and slightly panicked all at once…this Starter Kit was made for you.
£19 • Instant access • Beginner-friendly
YOUR CHILD WANTS A LEOPARD GECKO. YOU WANT TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION (WITHOUT LOSING YOUR MIND).
If you’re feeling excited, overwhelmed, cautious, curious, and slightly panicked all at once…this Starter Kit was made for you.
£19 • Instant access • Beginner-friendly
LET’S BE HONEST FOR A SECOND.
You’re not saying “no” because you don’t care.
You’re hesitating because you do.
You can see how much this would mean to your child. You can already picture how happy they’d be.
But you’re also the one thinking:
What does this actually involve?
How long do they live?
What if we get it wrong?
What if this turns into a bigger commitment than we expected?
You don’t want to crush a dream. You just don’t want to make a decision blind.
And that’s completely reasonable (and sensible).
THE REAL PROBLEM ISN’T THE GECKO. THE REAL PROBLEM IS THE INTERNET.
You start researching crested geckos and suddenly:
everyone has a different opinion
people argue about heating
advice contradicts itself
and half the information assumes you already know what you’re doing
What should be a simple decision starts to feel overwhelming.
Not because crested geckos are “hard” — but because no one is explaining things calmly, from the beginning.
This is where the CRESTED Gecko Starter Kit comes in.
We (lovingly) created this kit to bridge that gap.
It doesn’t assume you know anything already.
It doesn’t expect you to be a reptile expert.
And it definitely doesn’t shout at you for asking sensible questions.
Instead, it walks you through:
what a crested gecko actually is
what they genuinely need to thrive
what’s essential vs optional
and how to get set up without stress or guesswork
So you can decide — calmly and confidently — whether this is right for your family.
Yes, I’d like someone sensible to explain this
What makes this Starter Kit different?
There’s no shortage of crested gecko information online.
The problem isn’t lack of information — it’s too much of it, delivered without context, consistency, or compassion.
This Starter Kit was created specifically to solve that.
It starts at the beginning (not halfway through)
This kit doesn’t assume:
you already know what a crested gecko is
you understand reptile terminology
you can translate hobbyist advice into family life
We start right at the start — and build confidence step by step.
No jargon.
No gatekeeping.
No “you should already know this”.
It’s designed for real families, not forums
Most reptile advice online is written by:
experienced keepers
hobbyists
people talking to other hobbyists
This kit is written for:
parents
families
people who want to do the right thing but are new to reptiles
That changes everything about how the information is presented.
It tells you what matters — and what doesn’t
You won’t find:
endless optional upgrades
pressure to buy the most expensive setup
fear-based advice
You will find:
clear priorities
sensible recommendations
reassurance when something is normal
honesty when something matters
So you’re not constantly second-guessing yourself.
It’s calm (on purpose)
This kit is intentionally:
bite-sized
easy to follow
accessible on your phone
something you can dip in and out of
It’s designed to fit into real life — not demand hours of concentration or note-taking.
Because learning should feel supportive, not stressful.
This isn’t a “hand the child the responsibility” situation.
Instead, it:
helps children feel involved
teaches patience and respect
supports curiosity without pressure
keeps adults clearly in charge of care decisions
Which is exactly how it should be.
And yes — it works brilliantly with kids
Yes, this feels like the sensible option
This isn’t a giant course you’ll never finish.
It’s a calm, step-by-step guide that walks you through the entire journey in bullet points — from “we’re just thinking about this” to “we’re set up and feeling confident.”
Everything is broken into short, manageable lessons that you can:
read on your phone
dip in and out of
work through at your own pace
revisit whenever you need reassurance
Here’s what’s included.
What’s inside the Starter Kit
👋 Welcome — Starting on the same page
Before you buy anything, we make sure you understand:
what a crested gecko actually is
where they come from
what kind of pet they really are
what sort of commitment this involves
No assumptions. No rushing ahead.
LESSONS
Welcome to your Starter Kit
So…what is a crested gecko, actually?
🧠 MODULE ONE: The Reptile Owner Mindset
This is about thinking like a calm, responsible gecko parent:
realistic expectations
learning as you go
why husbandry advice changes
planning ahead for vets and “just in case” moments
This module alone saves a lot of stress later.
LESSONS
1.1: The ‘Responsible Gecko Parent’ Mindset
1.2: Compassion
1.3: Observation
1.4: Routine
1.5: Patience
1.6: Understanding stress
1.7: The learning mindset
1.8: Planning for the ‘just in case’
🌱 MODULE TWO: What CRESTED Geckos Need to Thrive
We cover the essentials clearly and simply:
enclosure size and layout
heating (explained without panic)
lighting and UVB (what’s optional, what’s not)
substrate, hides, water, décor, and enrichment
You’ll understand why each thing matters — not just what to buy.
LESSONS
2.1: Enclosure size & layout (your gecko’s home base)
2.2: Heating (the no-stress version)
2.3: UVB & lighting (let’s clear the confusion)
2.4: Substrate (let’s bust some myths)
2.5: Water, decor & enrichment
🛒 MODULE THREE: The Shopping List (Without the Panic)
This is where everything clicks into place:
our recommended beginner setup
exactly what you need — and what you don’t
where to save money safely (including second-hand options)
suggested UK-appropriate brands
a printable checklist you can take into the shop
No guesswork. No impulse buying.
LESSONS
3.1: Shopping without the overwhelm (how this section works)
3.2: The recommended setup (balance of welfare and cost)
3.3: Where to buy your crested gecko setup (new vs. second-hand)
🛠️ MODULE FOUR: Setting Up Your Enclosure
A clear, step-by-step walkthrough:
heat source placement
thermostat setup
adding décor
final checks before your gecko arrives
So you’re not standing there thinking, “Have I done this right?”
LESSONS
4.1: Preparing the space (before anything goes in)
4.2: Installing heat, substrate & thermostats
4.3: Final checks & settling-in prep
🦎 MODULE FIVE: Choosing & Buying Your Gecko Ethically
We help you make a thoughtful, informed choice:
where people commonly find crested geckos
questions to ask breeders or sellers
a simple health checklist
what morphs actually mean
why price doesn’t equal “better pet”
No pressure. Just clarity.
LESSONS
5.1: Choosing your crested gecko (ethics, health and gut feel)
5.2: Health checklist for choosing your gecko
5.3: Questions to ask the seller
5.4: Price guide (and where to buy)
🚗 MODULE SIX: Bringing Your Gecko Home
This module covers:
safe transport options
the first 48 hours
settling in
what’s completely normal (even when it looks odd)
So you don’t panic on day one.
LESSONS
6.1: Transport & set-up day (calm, quiet and uneventful)
6.2: The first 48 hours
6.3: Settling-in continued (the first week)
⏰ MODULE SEVEN: Routines, Feeding & Day-to-Day Care
We make the ongoing stuff feel manageable:
daily, weekly, and monthly routines
feeding schedules by age
supplements made simple
No spreadsheets. No overwhelm.
LESSONS
7.1: Daily tasks (small habits, big impact)
7.2: Weekly tasks (keeping things fresh without stress)
7.3: Monthly tasks (deep cleaning without stress)
7.4: Feeding routines (what, when & why)
7.5: Feeding frequency by age (babies, juveniles & adults)
7.6: Supplements (the no-panic version)
🤍 MODULE EIGHT: Behaviour, Bonding & Understanding Your Gecko
This is where confidence really grows:
when (and when not) to handle
building trust over time
reading body language
understanding stress
shedding and seasonal slow-downs
egg laying in females
So you know what’s normal — and when to pause.
LESSONS
8.1: When (and how) to start handling
8.2: Building trust over time (what bonding really looks like)
8.3: Reading body language (stress, comfort & curiosity)
8.4: Safe interaction for children & visitors
8.5: When not to handle (shedding, illness & stressful periods)
8.6: Shedding & seasonal changes (the ‘nothing is wrong’ lesson)
8.7: Egg laying (if your gecko is female)
❓ MODULE NINE: Troubleshooting & FAQ Bank
All the questions everyone worries about:
Is this normal?
Am I doing something wrong?
Should I be worried?
Answered calmly, without judgement.
LESSONS
9.1: “Is this normal?” (common worries, calm answers)
9.2: Troubleshooting common issues (step-by-step, no panic)
9.3: When to worry (and when to relax)
9.4: Answer bank & quick reference (your calm safety net)
🎁 MODULE TEN: Bonus - Kid-Friendly Resources
To help children feel involved in the right way:
printable Gecko Journal
feeding chart
handling rules poster
Educational, fun, and age-appropriate.
RESOURCES
10.1: Printable gecko journal
10.2: Printable gecko feeding chart
10.3: Printable ‘handling rules’ poster
🌟 MODULE 11.1: Wrap-Up - You’ve Got This
A gentle finish that reminds you:
you don’t need to know everything
you don’t need to be perfect
you’re ready to start
LESSONS
11.1: You’ve got this!
Yes — this feels like exactly what we need
Who this Starter Kit is for (and who it isn’t)
Let’s make sure we’re all on the same page.
✅ This Starter Kit is for you if…
Your child desperately wants a crested gecko
You’re open to it, but feel overwhelmed by the details
You’ve Googled things and come away more confused
You want to do this properly, not impulsively
You’d like something calm, clear, and beginner-friendly
You want to learn with your child, not hand everything over
You value animal welfare and realistic expectations
If you’re thinking “I just want someone sensible to explain this from the start” — you’re exactly who we made this kit for.
🚫 This Starter Kit is NOT for you if…
You’re looking for advanced breeding information
You already have years of reptile-keeping experience
You want the most complex, high-end, enthusiast setups
You’re hoping for a shortcut that skips responsibility
This kit isn’t about being flashy or “next level”.
It’s about being prepared, informed, and confident.
💛 A quick reassurance (because it matters)
You don’t need to be:
perfect
an expert
or “a reptile person”
You just need:
curiosity
willingness to learn
and care for the animal
Everything else? That’s what this Starter Kit is here to support you with.
Yes — this feels like it’s for us
Why this Starter Kit costs £19
Let’s talk honestly about money for a moment.
This Starter Kit isn’t priced to be:
exclusive
fancy
or something you have to “think about for weeks”
It’s priced to be accessible, because this is information families genuinely need before making a bigger commitment.
For £19, you’re getting:
clear, step-by-step guidance from start to finish
everything explained in plain English
realistic expectations (no scare tactics)
answers to the questions most people don’t think to ask
reassurance when things are normal
calm troubleshooting when something feels off
It’s not just information — it’s confidence.
What £19 actually gets you
And what it can help you avoid
This kit is designed to save you from:
buying the wrong setup
spending money twice
following outdated or conflicting advice
panicking over completely normal behaviour
realising after you’ve said yes that you weren’t ready
One small mistake with reptile care can easily cost more than £19 — financially and emotionally.
Think of it as part of the setup cost
When families budget for a pet, they often think about:
the enclosure
the equipment
the animal itself
This Starter Kit sits alongside that — not as an extra, but as support.
It’s the difference between:
“I hope we’re doing this right”
and
“I understand what we’re doing and why.”
💛 And importantly…
You’re not paying for:
fluff
pressure
upsells
or a never-ending course
You pay once, get instant access, and can revisit it anytime.
Because this is a digital product with immediate access, no refunds are available — but everything inside is designed to help you feel confident before you take the next step.
Yes — this feels like money well spent
COMMON WORRIES (AND CALM ANSWERS)
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Yes — with adult involvement.
Crested geckos can be wonderful family pets when expectations are realistic.
They’re generally calm, not aggressive, and don’t require daily handling — which makes them well suited to children who are learning patience and respect.This kit is designed to help parents stay in charge of care, while children feel involved in a safe, age-appropriate way.
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Not at all.
This Starter Kit assumes zero prior knowledge.
If you know what a crested gecko looks like and that it’s not a hamster, you’re already qualified to start.Everything is explained from the beginning, in plain English.
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No — and that’s very intentional.
The lessons are:
short
bite-sized
easy to dip in and out of
accessible on your phone
You’re not expected to absorb everything at once.
You can take it at your own pace and revisit sections whenever you need reassurance.
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That’s absolutely fine.
This kit is designed to help you make an informed decision, not push you into one.
Many families use it to decide whether a crested gecko is right for them — and that’s a success in itself.
Saying “not right for us right now” is a responsible outcome too.
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Yes — without turning shopping into a stress spiral.
You’ll get:
a clear recommended beginner setup
guidance on what’s essential vs optional
advice on where you can safely save money
suggested UK-appropriate brands
a printable shopping checklist you can take with you
No guesswork. No impulse buying.
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Yes — and that matters to us.
Reptile care evolves, and this kit reflects current best practice, not outdated myths or social-media trends.
We also emphasise:
ethical sourcing
animal welfare
realistic expectations
and learning as you go
This isn’t about perfection — it’s about doing right by the animal.
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You get ongoing access.
Once you’ve purchased the kit, you can:
revisit lessons anytime
use it as a reference
return to it if questions pop up later
It’s there when you need it.
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That’s normal — and expected.
This kit is designed to answer the most common worries and questions, but reptiles are living animals, not checklists.
We encourage:
observation
learning
and asking sensible questions when needed
You’ll leave feeling confident — not alone.
Yes — this answers my worries
You don’t need to know everything. You just need to start prepared.
If you’ve made it this far, one thing is clear:
You care.
You’re thoughtful.
And you want to do this properly.
That already puts you miles ahead.
You don’t need to:
memorise everything
be a reptile expert
or have all the answers on day one
You just need:
clear guidance
realistic expectations
and support you can trust
That’s exactly what this Starter Kit is here for.
This isn’t about getting it perfect.
It’s about:
understanding what you’re committing to
setting things up thoughtfully
involving your child in the right way
and giving an animal the best possible start
Whether you ultimately say yes, not yet, or not for us — you’ll be making that decision calmly, confidently, and with all the information you need.
And that’s something to feel good about.
We know this moment well.
The excitement.
The hesitation.
The “I want to do the right thing” feeling.
This Starter Kit exists to meet you exactly there — not to rush you forward, and not to leave you stuck.
Just to help you take the next step with confidence.
A final word (from us)
Instant access • Beginner-friendly • No pressure • Learn at your own pace
